A portrait of the artist as a young girl.
1) Mike and I have been battling about who looks better in a jean jacket. Only thing is he will never pair one with Betsey Johnson or Doc Martens. Case closed.
2) Sam asked me over email what I thought of Damsels in Distress, which then led to him telling me this:
“In high school I was (some version of) dating someone. She spent the summer in California; one night in August she called me at 3 AM &, after a little bit of small talk, asked me to read her something over the phone. I said “Okay.” I then read her the screenplay for The Last Days of Disco, which I had found online, in its entirety. When I finished, at around 6, she said “Thank you. Okay. Good night.” The next afternoon she broke up with me via text.”
3) A later edit of the above story reveals Sam to also have been in possession of one shark tooth necklace.
4) When Cass and I explained Sweatershopme to these girls they both independently said “that’s so wavy.” Actually, one said “that’s waaavy” and the other said “thassowavy.”
incoherent textual threads.
e: yancey knowz
c: it’s amazing
c: ill stop
c: knows what
c: i woke up sick this morning
e: just that we are being gum and rainbow cookie right now
e: LOVEsick
c: hahahahahahahaaha
e: AOL Door Opening Sound?
leftovers.
e: yeah last night was actually great
e: i also captured a bunch of audio from dinner
e: and its hilarious
e: like a whole convo about how everyone is chili
c: HAHAHA OH NO
c: HAHAHAHAH
e: and no one was lefteye
e: it SO GOOD
e: and then someone is like “is it ok for boys to come over?@?”
